How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst