How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!