How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.