Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.