Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut