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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.