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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.