What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack