What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.