What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.