What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.