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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack