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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt