What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing