What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!