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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.