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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt