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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.