What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!