A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
It's skirts versus shins.
Rats!
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Big holes in your garden
