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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.