What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.