What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!