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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.