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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.