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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!