What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!