What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.