What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.