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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!