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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.