What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...