What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!