What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...