What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.