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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.