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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

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A pit bull in a kindergarten

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...