What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.