What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.