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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.