What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.