What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.