What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.