What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.