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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.