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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.