Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.