Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.