Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.