What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.