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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.