What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.