Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.