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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.