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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms