How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.