How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.