Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!