Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes