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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.