Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!