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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.