Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Mooove

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.