Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!