Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.