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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.