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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.