Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.