A baked potato
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
For making false acc sations.
Because they all joined
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
A sweet buzz!
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.
Baked ham.
To pot the brown.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
What's that noise?
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
The Steaks are high.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Leave the plunger in the pot.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
Because he mist it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
You get stoned.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
X marks the pot, matey.
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
He loves his pot.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh!
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Fire in the hole!
Ouch! I Hermione!
Because they have a quidditch.
They have the same middle name!
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
A cup of yogurt.
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Minnesota.
A hedgehog.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
