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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.