What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.