What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"