What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!