What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!