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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW