What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.