What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.