What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!