How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it