How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.