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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What about you?

Me: define "child"

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.