Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.