Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.