Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.