A sic joke
It was a work of friction.
A doctor
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
In-ya-window
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
A ball-point Penguin!