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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl