Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.