Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!