Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.