Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.