Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who's there! Argo! Argo who?

Argo down the shops! Kn

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.