Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir