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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.