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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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BB-L8

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Don't asp me!

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.