What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.