What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!