What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.