What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.