What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.