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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music