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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.