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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.