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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!