Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.