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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.