What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.