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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.