What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.