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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.