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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.