Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.