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Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.