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Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.