Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.