Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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