Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.