Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!