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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Juan v Juan

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Take the parent out of the water

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.