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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.