You might get a hole in one.
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He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
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Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Nigeria.
The World.
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
No hard feelings.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
A sense of humor.
The PGA tour.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Because they have a lot of manors.
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
