You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because he had a membership.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
A yellow license plate.
They were calm and collected.
Nothing!
It was a Fiesta
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
