You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Vacation.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Paddy o' Furniture
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
Jupiter
Hebrewed his own
She kept running away from the ball.
A. They really raised Cain.
A key.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
