You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
In case he got a hole in one.
Hebrews it
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A phoney friend!
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
Taiga Wood
Never leave your buddy's behind.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
From chasing cars.
Usain Balti..
Bridget the end of the world!