You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Woofleball
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
A penny-farthing.
When it's been sliced.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Because he walked in.
An extractor fan!
So he can kick out at 2.
He kept dropping the beets.
Jupiter
Miniature golf!
Because nobody is looking for them.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
