You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Woofleball
A Han Solo performance.
Chrysler Concentrate
A penny-farthing.
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
It made him shy!
Free of charge, of course.
Its One Direction of course.
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
He's Russian to Turkey.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
