You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
An alcoholic.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because she said so and that's final.
Look ma, no hands!
I don't have a Camaro....
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
I'm game.
Because he was hunting Solo.
They were calm and collected.
Milyennaires
With clickbait, of course!
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
