You might get a hole in one.
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Mine is the Ford F Series.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Jupiter
Did you planet?
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Bark.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
An algeabra....
Labs!
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
A paramedic(s)!
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
