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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.