Driving
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Being black
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
