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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.