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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...