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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle