Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...