Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle