Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
To see how long he slept for.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
Nothing. We're on reddit
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because it wanted autumnomy
In the kitchen.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.
I didn't know you could yodel!
Squishes out of the room*
Squish it in your hand.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
The Betty Ford Clinic
Poke 'em on.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
