Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
To see how long he slept for.
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
He held up a pair of pants.
Me: I peed my pants.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
Me: Ice cream
There's a vas deferens.
Life eventually ends.
The Betty Ford Clinic
Mas cow.
Neighbor
Because it was stationary.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
He got hit by a bus!
The license number of the car that hit him.
