Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
To see how long he slept for.
He have diabetes
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Squishes out of the room*
Boograr
They're both staples.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Because he's from New York.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
