Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
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Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
He got hit by a bus!
To see how long he slept for.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Me *turns around and goes back out*
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
100$ bill.
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
E V E R Y W H E R E
He kept trying to tune her G string.
In a bucket.
To get out of this town.
Cause its white and its on their land.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Canada.
To get to the other aside!
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
I pity the full!
