Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
To see how long he slept for.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
With asparagus...
A log n truck.
It never worked out because they never met
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
Tell Jamal to drop it
A-flat minor
They're both staples.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A bouncy castle.
