Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Jimmy Fallon Jokes More Jimmy Fallon Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!