What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.