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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus?

Ten tickles

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.