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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Jimmy Kimmel Jokes More Jimmy Kimmel Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.