How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.