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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.