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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.