How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!