How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!