Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive