Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive