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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive