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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!