What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.