What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.