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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause