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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.