What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.