Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC