One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Because Santa came early this year.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A subordinate Clause.
A lost Clause
Canta Plaus.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
To see who shot his "paw."
I don't know.
Because people were dying to get in!
Type O positive people.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!