One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Because Santa came early this year.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A subordinate Clause.
A lost Clause
They're always getting hooked up
Quack
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Looks like rein dear.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans"
They never stop lighting up.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Suture self!
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
They quit smoking.
