Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer