Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

You might also enjoy:

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Polak Jokes More Polak Jokes

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.