Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.