Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

You might also enjoy:

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Execution Jokes More Execution Jokes

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.