Taliban Jokes

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!