Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.