How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.