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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.