How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.