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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.