How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.