How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.