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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan