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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.