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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.