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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.