What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear