What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.