What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.