What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.