What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.