He didn't see the ewe turn.
Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
A Merry Christmas to ewe
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Ewe 2
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Hobos
How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
They go back and re-herse.
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
69 cents.
Is this some sort of yolk
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
