How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.