How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.