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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."