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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!