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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!