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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.