How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise