How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.