How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!