How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.