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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."