100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
A vegetable soup
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
