100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
None. They glow in the dark.
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He was a blacksmith
A man who tries to be everything but himself
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.