How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.