What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."