What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.